Day 69

I have an 'Athletic Fit' shirt. It doesn't fit. Am I not athletic?

Day 68

I kind of miss the times when everyone had something in their aim profile. It was kinda tacky but still interesting. I don't really have anything in my own profile so whatever.

Day 67

Ran a mile yesterday. Can't complain too much about being a lot slower then before. I don't exercise. I'm thinking I could have gone faster a bit if I ran with someone, didn't feel like throwing up as bad as I rememebered.

7:20.

Day 66

Don't you hate it when you think you're done taking a leak so you stow your junk back into your pants but it turns out you're not quite done yet and you basically piss your pants?

Day 64

People hate the new facebook because it's harder to stalk people.

Day 62

I get injured so much playing basketball I feel like I'm Greg Oden. Zing!

I've also realized that Digg is just Reddit, but a little prettier and 24 hours behind.

Day 60

I was looking at the FAQ for Magic The Gathering Online. Here's a clip.

1.2 How much does it cost to play MTGO? Is there a monthly subscription fee?

 1) Pay $9.99 in the online store. This will get you a coupon for $9.99 to spend in the online store, so making an account this way is essentially free, only requiring you to spend $10 in the store on product.

They must think people are stupid. Or maybe this actually works. If so, I need start selling people expensive "coupons" and claim it's free.

Day 58

Two things that are stupid.

1. I'm tired of seeing people who update their Facebook status more often get more exposure on my main page. How about finding a way to show some love to the people who don't constantly update their status? Oh wait, that was called the old Facebook.

2. The FML website. Look at this FML. Comments 1,3, and 5 point out that this is a copied FML. It's gotten to the point that people copy stories that are either a.) fake or b.) old urban legends and resubmit them.

Day 57

During the Lakers-Rockets game a few days back, KCAL (they broadcast lakers games) ran a phone text poll about which rule you would like to see removed. The choices were A) Leaving the bench, B) 3 second violation, and C) Zone defenses.

If I was foolish enough to waste money texting to vote in an irrelevent poll, I would have chosen choice A. When the results came back, the clear winner was choice C. This perplexed me. I first attributed it to a lot of old people not wanting to change. But then I realized an even better explanation.

How was Kobe kept in check during last year's Finals? The strong side zone. The silly thing is that the Lakers have employed their own version of a strong side zone defense this year. If the people who voted had bothered to watch any Lakers games this year, they would have seen that the Lakers defense had drastically improved in the beginning of the year when they employed their new zone defense.

Day 54

Lots of people have finals coming up. Sucks to be them.

On the issue of quarters vs semesters, it's all a matter of how you look at things. My view? Quarters are better because you have more chances in a year to not fail.

Going to start mixing things up with this blog.

On today's Daily Dime they list Matt Bonner as the worst player of the night (Box 4).

Trying to cover Pau Gasol was a tall task. Bonner spent 13 minutes on the floor with no rebounds, turning in a minus-17 in the plus-minus gauge of his brief court tenure.

 That'd be interesting and all if Bonner had actually guarded Gasol. Bonner was actually guarding Odom in his short stint. And everyone knows Bonner is a sad, sad excuse for a center on the defensive end anyway. I don't think a bad player who barely played can be the worst player of the night. It's not like he cost the Spurs the game either. This just shows that even on a night with only two games on, ESPN editors can't even bother to watch any of it and just rely on the boxscore. Which is dumb.

Day 48

Cannot remember anything that happened between 2am and 3am. May have been possessed like Ginny in Harry Potter. Have to look into this.

Day 47

My mom says Meebo like "meatball".

That is all.

Day 42

Psych teacher just congratulated herself for our high test scores. How selfish.

UPDATE: Proj just said "If I want to have sex in Sproul Plaza, I can't. I have to wait until I go home.............or not."

Awesome.