Day 69

I have an 'Athletic Fit' shirt. It doesn't fit. Am I not athletic?

Day 68

I kind of miss the times when everyone had something in their aim profile. It was kinda tacky but still interesting. I don't really have anything in my own profile so whatever.

Day 67

Ran a mile yesterday. Can't complain too much about being a lot slower then before. I don't exercise. I'm thinking I could have gone faster a bit if I ran with someone, didn't feel like throwing up as bad as I rememebered.

7:20.

Day 66

Don't you hate it when you think you're done taking a leak so you stow your junk back into your pants but it turns out you're not quite done yet and you basically piss your pants?

Day 64

People hate the new facebook because it's harder to stalk people.

Day 62

I get injured so much playing basketball I feel like I'm Greg Oden. Zing!

I've also realized that Digg is just Reddit, but a little prettier and 24 hours behind.

Day 60

I was looking at the FAQ for Magic The Gathering Online. Here's a clip.

1.2 How much does it cost to play MTGO? Is there a monthly subscription fee?

 1) Pay $9.99 in the online store. This will get you a coupon for $9.99 to spend in the online store, so making an account this way is essentially free, only requiring you to spend $10 in the store on product.

They must think people are stupid. Or maybe this actually works. If so, I need start selling people expensive "coupons" and claim it's free.

Day 58

Two things that are stupid.

1. I'm tired of seeing people who update their Facebook status more often get more exposure on my main page. How about finding a way to show some love to the people who don't constantly update their status? Oh wait, that was called the old Facebook.

2. The FML website. Look at this FML. Comments 1,3, and 5 point out that this is a copied FML. It's gotten to the point that people copy stories that are either a.) fake or b.) old urban legends and resubmit them.

Day 57

During the Lakers-Rockets game a few days back, KCAL (they broadcast lakers games) ran a phone text poll about which rule you would like to see removed. The choices were A) Leaving the bench, B) 3 second violation, and C) Zone defenses.

If I was foolish enough to waste money texting to vote in an irrelevent poll, I would have chosen choice A. When the results came back, the clear winner was choice C. This perplexed me. I first attributed it to a lot of old people not wanting to change. But then I realized an even better explanation.

How was Kobe kept in check during last year's Finals? The strong side zone. The silly thing is that the Lakers have employed their own version of a strong side zone defense this year. If the people who voted had bothered to watch any Lakers games this year, they would have seen that the Lakers defense had drastically improved in the beginning of the year when they employed their new zone defense.

Day 54

Lots of people have finals coming up. Sucks to be them.

On the issue of quarters vs semesters, it's all a matter of how you look at things. My view? Quarters are better because you have more chances in a year to not fail.

Going to start mixing things up with this blog.

On today's Daily Dime they list Matt Bonner as the worst player of the night (Box 4).

Trying to cover Pau Gasol was a tall task. Bonner spent 13 minutes on the floor with no rebounds, turning in a minus-17 in the plus-minus gauge of his brief court tenure.

 That'd be interesting and all if Bonner had actually guarded Gasol. Bonner was actually guarding Odom in his short stint. And everyone knows Bonner is a sad, sad excuse for a center on the defensive end anyway. I don't think a bad player who barely played can be the worst player of the night. It's not like he cost the Spurs the game either. This just shows that even on a night with only two games on, ESPN editors can't even bother to watch any of it and just rely on the boxscore. Which is dumb.

Day 48

Cannot remember anything that happened between 2am and 3am. May have been possessed like Ginny in Harry Potter. Have to look into this.

Day 47

My mom says Meebo like "meatball".

That is all.

Day 42

Psych teacher just congratulated herself for our high test scores. How selfish.

UPDATE: Proj just said "If I want to have sex in Sproul Plaza, I can't. I have to wait until I go home.............or not."

Awesome.

Day 40

I don't understand this FML thing going on. I guess it's because my life is awesome and I'm usually saying 'f your life' instead.

Sidenote: Going to fail CS project due monday. FYL.

Day 38

Have to buy new shampoo. I smell like a girl.

Day 37

Have ate fish for two days straight. I feel myself getting smarter already.

Day 34

My psych book says that children who are cheerful and optimistic in childhood die earlier in adulthood. How sad.

On a sidenote, I would have learned this two weeks ago if I had kept up in class.

Day 32

Two tidbits today.

1. Was getting ready to take a piss, with the door closed and everything. Was half a second from whipping out the water gun when my roommate barges in like a psycho. Through a CLOSED door. WTF. I think he's gay for me but who isn't. I think I said "Dude" and he just said "What".

2. Wore contacts today. It paid off. Let's leave it at that for now. ;-)

Day 31

Are you kidding me? It's just a laptop.

Day 27

First off, the allegations that I am avoiding AIM for a month are untrue. So that's that.

Hair still at good length but no girls yet. Not sure what's wrong, might be all the rain. Have had to put up hoodie and hide hair. Might use umbrella from now on. Might even go all out and wear contacts while I'm at it. Morale is still high.

Day 24

Saw a raccoon today. Had a staring contest. I won.

Sidenote: Don't you hate it when your hands are so cold that cold water is warm.

Day 21 (I think)

Was walking through campus with a friend. We walk past someone who yells out "Free Condoms!" and my friend immediately turns around to get one.

People these days... I mean, who even uses condoms anymore???LOL?? Talk about obsolete technology XDDDDDD

Day 18

Saw a fat girl waddle like a penguin today. Kinda cute in a "haha you're fat" kinda way. WADDLE!

Day 17

My hair is reaching that perfect length. Gonna get all the girls soon.

Day 16

In Psych class, talked about how people do well known tasks faster/better with a group as opposed to individually. Prof asked class for any reasons why. Someone said that because there's "two brains in the room, sharing electrons".

I'm sensing easy A if the class is curved.

Day 14

I had bacon for lunch today. Life is good.

Day 13

An aim convo I had. I took out my parts but it's all within context.

Mean Person: actually i dunno you're prob super weird at dancing too

Mean Person: that's your own fault :[

Mean Person: it's not anything new right

Mean Person: just stating the obvious!!

Mean Person: well it's true!

Lawls! Another person to my hitlist!

Day 12

Thinking about switching Psych sections. I hear one of the other TA's are HAWT.

Day 11

2nd week of school over. (First full week of classes) Entered new semester with high levels of confidence and optimism. Exiting 2nd week with the same. Feeling smarter already. By week 5 I expect to evolve into a higher being.

Day 9

Talked about relationships today. A football analogy was made. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! Sports FTW xD !!!

Day 8

Decided to "hit the books" today.

Hands are hurting. Don't feel any smarter yet. Awesome possum.

Day 7

Heard two people talking. Some quotes of interest. "If Chubbers says it's easy, it must be easy." and "It's so easy Chubbers can do it."

On a sidenote, have added two names to my hitlist of people to hit with large, painful things.

Day 6 (Late (As usual))

My programming skills were a bit rusty. Tried working off the rust. Found that underneath the rust was not gold, but copper. I'm no good at programming.

LAWLINGBUNNY! I used a metaphorial analogous similie!!!!

Day 5

Was online for 3 hours and wondered why no one was IM'ing me. Then I figured out that I was invisible WAHAHA. Then was online for 3 more hours and wondered why no one was IM'ing me. Then I figured out that I have no friends HA!

Day 4 (Late)

Thought Chinese New Years was on Sunday for some reason, instead of Monday. Either way, Chinese are silly. They're like a whole month off. Jan 1 is new years. Talk about inaccuracy!

Day 3

Was the first one to class today. Was also the last one to leave today. Apparently everyone but me got the memo that there's no class today.

PERFECT ATTENDENCE FTW!

Day 2, Noon

Having 5 lectures (6 hours) all in one day was not a good idea. Halfway through right now but my mind has already checked out. Was going to go sleep in library but thought that people might steal my stuff so I'm going to sleep in a restroom stall. Hope I don't fall in. Lawlz!

Day 1

New semester. I think I'll try out this thing called "studying". Will drop it if it seems to be a waste of time.

Side note: I told someone we weren't friends anymore. I'm such a bad friend ROFLCAKES