Day 40

I don't understand this FML thing going on. I guess it's because my life is awesome and I'm usually saying 'f your life' instead.

Sidenote: Going to fail CS project due monday. FYL.

Day 38

Have to buy new shampoo. I smell like a girl.

Day 37

Have ate fish for two days straight. I feel myself getting smarter already.

Day 34

My psych book says that children who are cheerful and optimistic in childhood die earlier in adulthood. How sad.

On a sidenote, I would have learned this two weeks ago if I had kept up in class.

Day 32

Two tidbits today.

1. Was getting ready to take a piss, with the door closed and everything. Was half a second from whipping out the water gun when my roommate barges in like a psycho. Through a CLOSED door. WTF. I think he's gay for me but who isn't. I think I said "Dude" and he just said "What".

2. Wore contacts today. It paid off. Let's leave it at that for now. ;-)

Day 31

Are you kidding me? It's just a laptop.

Day 27

First off, the allegations that I am avoiding AIM for a month are untrue. So that's that.

Hair still at good length but no girls yet. Not sure what's wrong, might be all the rain. Have had to put up hoodie and hide hair. Might use umbrella from now on. Might even go all out and wear contacts while I'm at it. Morale is still high.

Day 24

Saw a raccoon today. Had a staring contest. I won.

Sidenote: Don't you hate it when your hands are so cold that cold water is warm.

Day 21 (I think)

Was walking through campus with a friend. We walk past someone who yells out "Free Condoms!" and my friend immediately turns around to get one.

People these days... I mean, who even uses condoms anymore???LOL?? Talk about obsolete technology XDDDDDD

Day 18

Saw a fat girl waddle like a penguin today. Kinda cute in a "haha you're fat" kinda way. WADDLE!

Day 17

My hair is reaching that perfect length. Gonna get all the girls soon.

Day 16

In Psych class, talked about how people do well known tasks faster/better with a group as opposed to individually. Prof asked class for any reasons why. Someone said that because there's "two brains in the room, sharing electrons".

I'm sensing easy A if the class is curved.

Day 14

I had bacon for lunch today. Life is good.

Day 13

An aim convo I had. I took out my parts but it's all within context.

Mean Person: actually i dunno you're prob super weird at dancing too

Mean Person: that's your own fault :[

Mean Person: it's not anything new right

Mean Person: just stating the obvious!!

Mean Person: well it's true!

Lawls! Another person to my hitlist!